Current update – NOTHING. No contractions. No spotting. No
cramps. Nothing. Trying not to get dejected. Yes, I know that my due date is
still 12 days away. Yes, I am aware that
first time moms go an average of 8 days past their due date. I read.
Intellectually, I understand all of that. But physically and emotionally, I am
as ready as I will ever be. And I refuse to be one of these moms who eat 7 raw
pineapples, do 100 squats, bounce on a yoga ball all day, sit over boiling
water and instant coffee and (the latest) spread ice cream on their hoo-has!!
(Yes, moms are doing this to induce. My favorite part is that they warn each
other that it must be Neapolitan ice
cream. Like your va-jay can tell the difference between that and mint chocolate
chip.) I sound cranky. My apologies. It’s just that…well, I am.
12 days to go???
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